whoopsy titties

submitted by bloodybookworm

11 months ago with:27 notes

#man this hasn't been updated in forever #anyway hello #merlin #unobservant morgana #oh you poor silly mongoose #remember when morgana and gwen were total buttbuddies #having butt rubbing shenanigans #o hi my lady I picked u some flowers #(the flower is a metaphor for gwen's vagina) #I think if gwen went with morgana maybe the ~evil~ wouldn't have eaten away at her common sense #~~hello sister~~ #still the worst I DON'T CARE #submission

oceank1d asked: i’m rewatching all the episodes..uther just made out with the troll omg can you reply with a beautiful gif it would make me very happy thanks ok bye

x-posted on obliviousarthur because it was requested there, but it is hilarious everywhere.*

*We are not a .GIF blog and are not apt to make .GIFs on request. This instance is particularly hilrious. All other requests shall be met with photo of Morgana smirking and a solid NO scribbled in crayon.

1 year ago with:16 notes (originallyobliviousarthur)

#she is a troll sire #enjoy the horror show #you can't see it very well but uther uses his tongue #like a lot of his tongue #wibbles the ol' tongue muscle past her maxillary FANGS #she has like maxillary diastema and everything #like a warthog #it's genius #this is pretty much what it is like in my fantasies by the way #since i was a young warthog #i have always loved anthony stewart head #if i ever made out with anthony stewart head it would looke exactly like this

Submitted by wishhingwell.

1 year ago with:57 notes

#unobservant morgana #because honestly love #keep it in the pants #but nooo #why are all of your plans the absolute worst #i was not aware that #merlin #was actually a superhero show with horrible villains #curling her curly mustache and tying gwen to the train tracks #oh no trains have not yet been invented #PLANS FOILED #you are the worst #the more her plans fall through the thicker her eyeliner application becomes #submission

There was one like this for Lancelot Du Lac, so I figured Gwaine needs one too.

submitted by nanyoky

1 year ago with:67 notes

#morgana your ineptitude at evil schemes are legendary #merlin #(some wetness) #despite knowing that gwaine will beat the shit out of all of the terrible bdsm buddies #morgana insists on making him have fisticuffs with them #she probably thinks that over time he'll get tired and then die #but nah #she probably just wants to see him shirtless #but then again #don't we all #submission

Anonymous asked:

You should totally add Paranoid!Uther.

we will look into finding an appropriate cap for it.

1 year ago with:5 notes

#weeeeeew

steggerts asked:

I'm sorry for double-posting. *EXTREME CONTRITION*

1 year ago with:1 note

#non sequitor

submitted by if-music-be

1 year ago with:25 notes

#you didn't have to submit this twice champ #we got the message #I am just really lazy #qualm yo' tits #merlin #and also wetness #so anyway #percival/elyan otp #they can rub eachother #oh the short hair #yes #well golly gee percy aren't you a jerk #you're like 500000 pounds of pure muscle #no need to laugh at chubsy arthur #NO NEED #submission

steggerts asked:

I need to submit a youtube link of Anthony Head performing "Sweet Transvestite" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. It is relevant to this blog, I swear!

Oh, at least one of us would enjoy that. I think I might have that in my itunes somewhere.

Because sorcery is just a euphemism anyway. Don’t be hating, Uther.